My friend’s 13 year old next door neighbor taught me some Tik Tok dances at a barbecue last month. It was SO FUN. But some of the dance moves kinda brought out my inner protective mother. (No pelvic thrusting to Tekashi69 allowed in my household, young lady!!!)

showoff...

Between Fauci and the navy vet, there’s actually some good testosterone floating around in this post. That’s a nice change.

What a great lineup! Can’t wait for the Stacey Abrams and Danielle Belton one.

Watched this movie with my boyfriend recently and he was cracking up. Plus he has a boy crush on Paul Rudd, so I gotta respect that.

decaf

This dude has a baaaaad case of HeMS.

Just when i think there isn’t any more room in my heart for hate...this asshole shows up.

The best part is these are the same jabronis who are all gung-ho about Trump possibly sending federal officers to NYC. Guess they want the big boys to come and do their job for them.

This is a really interesting take that I’ve never heard before. Thank you for the inside insight.

No Depeche Mode?! Well, I’m just gonna use this space to say Depeche Mode fucking rocks.

This is an excellent fun fact.

Just thinking about that performance gives me chills. I didn’t watch it when it happened, but it’s just one of those things people will watch till the end of time and go, “WOW.”

He looks like he either eats souls, or had his eaten.

Kanye would have been the doofus who didn’t listen to Ms. Tubman’s instructions and got himself caught. 

Lol calm down you sensitive little shithead 

Love her

“because you’re causing the person you’re saying it is expected to figure out why it’s bad on their own”

Wait, the letter writer only dated this dude for a year and a half, and it was long distance? Is it just me or does this all seem a bit much? You’d think she was leaving her husband of 40 years 

Oh shut up