I saw a sign at one of the protests last month that said, “if all lives matter to you, then prove it.” Thought that summed it up pretty nice.

This is amazing

You’re a good teacher.

Obviously sarcasm

the Melania “statue”

This is an excellent point. 

Oh my god that’s terrifying!

My girl-crush on her is so real. SO. REAL.

God: Batwoman Friended Me

Holy guacamole, she is GORGEOUS.

Those commercials drove me nuts!!

Silver Lining...

Everything about this story is...

This will never EVER not be funny.

Kendra the Slayer!!

This is hilarious and also I would bet money that it’s true. 

Can I come over and get my tonsils out too? I want popsicles and movies!

I like the way you think.

Plastic bag plastic bag plastic bag 

Bingo was his name-o!!! This is absolutely a thirst trap.