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Her enthusiasm and energy are so genuine. This made me smile.

SAME. They’re delicious! I usually sprinkle a little salt on them too. Maybe some Old Bay if I’m feeling frisky.

Yes, have sympathy for the violent rapist. You’re a saint.

Thank you. The Cardi hate on this site reeks of racism to me. 

She is stable as a table.

Awesome interview. I didn’t have much interest in seeing this movie before but now it’s at the top of my list. What a cool lady.

Holy shit. That’s insane. 

fuck off, bezos

nooooo that blows

I cannot STAND Claire Saffitz. She always seems so miserable, like someone is forcing her to make these videos. I do not understand the appeal. She’s a human eye roll. And pull your hair back!! Gross.

its so tasteless.

brilliant. this made my day.

Something tells me this guy has never not had insurance. 

Mexican Coca-Cola for the win. Always. Sweet, delicious, real sugar.

How on earth is she anything like Fiona Apple? 

become “whole”...through your hole

said dr. pimple pooper

One difference- the terrorists probably know how to hold their guns correctly.

I hate everyone that made him famous. HATE.

I’m sure they think a D&C is a grocery store chain.