No

I like yours better because it involves bacon. 

ahhhhh mingus dew

i’m CRYING

psssst....you’re wrong

psssst....you’re right 

I started this article going “yeah yeahhh she’s gorgeous but what else is there to say” and then I got to the last photo and now I’m deceased. Holy cannoli. She’s a goddess.

*STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP*

does that make you a jezecoont?

I need that outfit. The slip dress, the belt, the gloves!

I know everyone shits on the Kardashians, but Stormi is so friggin’ cute. I don’t hate them! What is wrong with me.

Yeah she’s straight up racist. 

The recording of the laughter is so clutch. I must see this!!

🚨 Cursed image alert 🚨

Amen to this.

awwww boo hoo hooo, i’m so sorry, mr. man.

Preach!

ACAB

What a blast from the past!!! 

I had the same thought. Let’s ask Rich if he’s embarrassed to be writing for Jezebel.