I wonder if his kid is embarrassed by this now. I hope so!

I am right there with you. 100%. The last sentence really hit home.

why though

** deafening cuckoo clock noises **

And Italians call it ricotta pie!

I love Torri too

Who know who really wins? Flat chested chicks like myself who can go BRALESS. So there.

she sounds like a misogynistic robot

nailed it

Starred as a Groupthink lurker :) ⭐️ 

whaaaaat the fuck? for real? 

The first time I read this I thought you said you named your babies after the characters. I was like “damn....that’s hardcore.”

The restaurant was open for the baby shower!! Bob could have just walked in at any time. Lazy plot hole.

oh my god

That’s not all. During the divorce, he and his ex-wife had a nasty dispute over dividing up their assets, including the 78th floor of this same Park Ave building. So, naturally, he gutted that floor and completely renovated it to be the reception venue for the wedding. P-E-T-T-Y you ain’t got no alibi...

RIGHT?!

I think THEY think they are 😬

Only when he feels confident enough to come out of his shell.

so many stars for you

I’d follow this woman to the depths of hell.