marry me

hate cellulite all you want. we’re used to it.

you’re a poet

omg

He looks like if Christopher Moltisanti was from LA.

This is so stupid that I’m embarrassed to have it in my browser history.

thank you

a-fucking-men!!!

shut up

You’re right, it does have shades of both songs. Maybe if she had put more of her own spin on it, it wouldn’t be so obvious? Ariana kind of sounds like she’s doing an impression here, not being herself. Anyway, I never listened to her before but I love a few songs off Sweetener and am looking forward to hearing the…

That Ariana Grande song sounds A LOT like “Mine” by Princess Nokia.

loving this cracker basket idea

she called castlevetranos “green olives”???!!

Your mom is hilarious and awesome.

juicy and i’m here for it.

oh shit you went there! 

bloody hell...

motherfucker can’t spell the word FOREST

It’s almost like different people have different tastes than you!

CNN is an unstoppable content machine, and sometimes they’re the only place I can find fresh trash to shovel into my brain.