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Or just yell “WRONG!!!”

flesh diaper!

Pride and shame. That should be the new USA motto.

They were indeed sworn in on Jefferson’s copy.

And if she didn’t dance, she’d be too “unlikable,” right? Augh!

i definitely read that as “shitload of marijuana” at first...

that doesn’t sound bad at all!

Not funny, and wrong. :(

Can this be an article instead?

I shouldn’t be surprised by the level of racism in these comments, but once again, like an idiot, I am. Jesus friggin Christ.

Martha’s like the Highlander. There Can Only Be One.

I, for one, thank you. This is too bizarre.

Well said. Even just a nice, clean, plain black t-shirt with a nice pair of tailored jeans would look more acceptable than this. The one he’s wearing in the headline photo looks like a last-resort, laundry day, bottom-of-the-drawer old t-shirt that was probably free to begin with. It’s not punk rock- just sloppy!

Pretty Pathetic...

And today...we are makeeng zee Eiffel Tow-air...out of choc-oh-lat!

Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas

boo hoo hoo

THANK.

“His eyes lit up, he got wide-eyed, got a big smile on his face” and said he’d consider it, said Brad Gerstman, a New York lawyer and lobbyist who was there. “It looked like somebody hit something” that he’d already been thinking about.

fuck yeah!!!