watch where you put those hot sauce packets...

buh buh buh buh beaver boys!

omg you’re obsessed

I volunteer at an arts and crafts class for kids and am really looking forward to trying out this advice. Thank you for posting this.

omg my stomach dropped when i saw those little guys- i wish we could each take one!

this is the correct take

fuck yea!!!

this one’s dedicated to you, jared, you weasel-faced pigdick

well said my friend

Aaaaand now it’s confirmed that Flake is voting to confirm this piece of garbage.

Nahhh, you’re good. At least I learned something. ;)

i dunno, i thought it was boring, made me go zzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Is Jian Ghomeshi even a competent enough writer to have a cover story in the NYRB? Seems like his only qualification is being an infamous asshole with “a story to tell.” I think that’s more than enough reason already to give the editor the boot. 

The way Bobby quoted it, it looks like it’s from the Celebitchy website. Hence my not thinking that a British person said/wrote it originally. But, yes, several people have informed me of my blunder. Scheme away, friends!

now thaaaaat makes more sense

Thank you. There was an article about it on this site just yesterday!

Bilbo would eat this clown for second breakfast.

“She has a boneyard of skeletons in her capacious California closet.”

thank you lol 

Tuna salad on a cinnamon raisin bagel is tasty delicious, so the lox and capers don’t freak me out too much. V0te for Cynthia!!!