it looks like he rinsed his mouth out with mustard. ughhh

She’s Bootylicious with a capital B. They’re insane.

She’s Bootylicious with a capital B. They’re insane.

Yup, I’ve got A-cup boobs. Guess I’m not a real woman!! Thanks, waist-trainer company.

Yup, I’ve got A-cup boobs. Guess I’m not a real woman!! Thanks, waist-trainer company.

I HAAAATE the “real women have curves” thing. I’ve got a small chest and not too much of a waist and I’ve felt boyish and unattractive my whole life. It’s absolutely destructive and mean. How would people feel if we said “real men have 9 inch cocks”? We would never say that. That would be “wrong.”

YES

Necco wafers and Conversation Hearts actually are/were made by the same company! An evil, evil company.

Singlehandedly? Suuuure.

Stephanie Mills is the friggin’ queen. I’ve had this gem in my head for the past few days so I might as well blast it out:

I didn’t see Living Single till I was in my mid-twenties. One of the few injustices of being a white chick. How was I not watching this show my whole life??!

shout it from the fucking rooftops

this needs to be a thing

sublimely savage

Bryleigh!!!!

Even te Nazis kept families together in the ghettos

He’s so cute! I love him.

this entire comment thread is giving me so much liiiiiife

one. hundred. percent. correct.

this is delightful