Omg I have the cracked lip on the side that is driving me nuts...trying this tomorrow!

Omg I have the cracked lip on the side that is driving me nuts...trying this tomorrow!

seriously with the crisis actor shit?? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck her.

Have you been hanging out with BeBe Glazer? The way you describe that first puff is making me a little woozy.

To be fair, that body is difficult for anyone to emulate considering it is absolute perfection.

I think society is more comfortable with seeing femininity as performative, but turning a spotlight on masculinity and making it performative can make people uncomfortable - it forces people to question how much of masculinity is innate “being a real men” and how much is a performance, adopted by men who wouldn’t…

And they say women are the emotional ones...

Right? I need some new hiking boots...

Said Timberlake:

chris collinsworth could’ve hummed raspberry beret for a few minutes and it would’ve been better than this shit

Oh my god shut upppppp

wow you must feel duuuuuummmbbbbbb

 I gasped out loud. She is rocking that fringe so hard!

being covered in sauce and crab juice from head to toe

I thought he was so sick and blind he needed help walking out of the courtroom. Now he’s doing shows? Figures.

Talk about burying the lede!

At first I read your comment as “he farts 1 day a week” and I was both disturbed and impressed. 

That guy was the WORST. I don’t care what happened to that fucking weirdo as long as he is faaaaaaaar away from here. *shudder*

Big Marzipan fan over here. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

This is so true it hurts

You don’t know Bo!