Most likely not. But! I’ve learned that calling people out on their red herrings really pisses them off. Specifically: Confederacy Apologists who use the “Well Lincoln would have kept Slavery to keep the Union!” line. Works wonders. I implore you to try it.

You didn’t have to answer all that you know. The Hillary/Obama jab was a red herring. He said that to distract you from the main topic. It doesn’t matter. Best response?

Stay safe, Justin.

You have to crawl before you can...well, sprint. Let’s start with asking Audi to give us a wagon without ridiculous body cladding first.

Well at least I can dream! 

“(Oh, and all those Fiat bagdes)”

That’s true. At least with CUVs. But something is going to change eventually. I’m just waiting for the day the rest of the market realizes how uncool the crossover really is and adjusts accordingly.

Neutral: I wish it could have been an Alfa.

Ha. Feel free to cry and shout as much as you want now inside your little echo chamber. Bye!

“Justifying to you? That’s funny” It is funny, considering you immediately gave me two long paragraphs of justification afterward. I don’t need to hear it. Thanks but no thanks. Dismissed.

1. Ding Ding Ding. You got it again. You’re really on a roll with one.

WHAT?! Are you so desperate to justify your purchase to me that you admit you go through floodwaters with your crossover?! Is “Turn around don’t drown” not a thing in your city? I can’t believe you’re willing to put you and whoever is with you in danger just because you’re ever so slightly higher.

1. I don’t know why you’re continuing to push on this. You already proved my point yet you want to continue. People are buying Jeeps because Jeep gives off the image of being adventurous. According to Patrick Hespen, Jeeps communications representative: “The vehicle’s image is one of the top considerations when…

Counter point:

It’s become apparent to me that the links aren’t working correctly, so if you need me to send them to you directly, I’ll be more than happy to. Sorry about that.

1. See? Now you got it. They’re both the exact same car, yet the Renegade sells more because it has knobby tires and Jeep badge. American’s think Jeep=SUV! Whereas Fiat=small car... Thus highlighting American’s insecurity and willingness to buy a car off image and name recognition alone. (See Mercedes CLA) Good job!

I know people loved the Evo but I just coudn’t really care. It’s a ten year old car. It’s a car that like, it’s parent company is doing now, faded into oblivion. It went out with a whimper, not a bang.

1. I don’t have to look for it. It’s already there. You didn’t answer any of my questions in my first paragraph. Please, do tell why the renegade out sells the 500x 3 to 1.

See, here’s the thing. According to the demographic of people who buy crossovers, most families tend to buy the bigger ones(CX-9, Durango, etc.) and those crossovers start at around the same price as minivans do. So if your argument is room, why not just get a minivan, which has WAY more space than any crossover?…

When I was still in high school I used to work at a movie theater in a pretty suburban area. One evening before my shift was about to start a MK6 GTI pulled up next to my parking spot, and to my surprise a couple and their two 5 year olds got out. I struck up a conversation and they confirmed that, yes, they were…