Right? It pains me because I do like the CX-3. It’s a spiritual successor to the Vibe, only better. It’s similar to if your spouse cheated on you and had a kid. I hate how it came to be, but the kid has a heart of gold. It didn’t ask to be this way...

So this is what the dark side of the moon looks like.

Are you seriously going to tell me that when this exists?

Shit like this is what reminds me how insecure americans are about how and what they drive. The impreza barely sells while the XV crosstek sells like hotcakes, even though the crosstek is is just a lifted Impreza.

Was it not that obvious? I mean, I cannoli do so much.

I knew that that sudden departure was weird! So sad that he pasta way.

#MakeCarsJalopAgain

Wait, we’re getting an astra?

You know, as much as I hate the damn thing, it kinda looks good in this photo.

That’s because there’s nothing to refute. You’re novel length comments of yours are you just trying to justify yourself to me, a random internet commenter. This right here: “It IS a good thing. For me.” Is all I need.

What a baby boomer thing to say. “Well it is for ME”. Yeah, okay gramps.

That comment right there is pretty good evidence of my claim.

Yes it is.

Your blind nationalism is not helping.

“Willing to do a job someone like you wouldn’t.”

No it isn’t. “Nice guys” deserve the ridicule that comes their way because they’re willing to break down a persons trust just for the measly chance that they will get laid down the line. It’s pathetic and dishonest. And it’s only used by losers who can’t get laid any other way.

I feel you, man.

This guy did!

I love the reflexive tape look. Especially on this: