Tom, Shhhhh, just be pretty and good at football.

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

“I don’t always spill my beer on people. But when I do, I make sure it’s televised.”

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

That’s something that I stand by as good general life advice.

Get fucked on the no-reclining rule.

Yeah that means it doesn’t fit. Christ.

You should be sorry. Check your bag. You not having to check a bag is not more important than other people who follow the rules not having room for theirs.

I don’t get it. That was worse than anything I’ve seen in the NFL in a while. Especially with pacmans history, I would expect them to come down hard.

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

Listen just because we’re horrible doesn’t ALSO mean we’re not the victim of a vast ESPN/NFL conspiracy.

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

Double Freedom Rockets Baby!

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Goodell looks even worse than he did before, and I’m wondering if Arthur Blank’s comments last week were just the beginning.

The bombshell doesn’t exactly make Goodell look good here.

I’ve been a season ticket holder for all ten years of the team’s existence in Washington. Even as we sat though 100 loss seasons in 100 degree weather, nothing has been more demoralizing than this year. The expectations were so sky high, and then the team as a whole has underperformed dramatically. Maybe the players…

The commish is more worried about the ruling gutting his ability to act like a tyrant in the future as much as in this case.