why wouldn’t they just keep it with who he announced first?

no, that’s exactly the issue i was taking offense with: only sending the “please call me” email without first picking up the phone yourself

that’s good hustle

agreed, except for that last one. that’s a journal entry

just reply back, “Hey Dad, did you know your telephone is a TWO-way communications device? It is! So instead of using one mode of communication to request of the person you wish to communicate with to contact you using another mode of communication so that you can then communicate with this person via this second mode…

agreed, so assuming your phone makes outgoing calls in addition to incoming calls, pick up the phone and call the person yourself.

are government phones unable to make outgoing calls?

so in those cases you think “i better ease into this bad news by prefacing it with some dread”?

the “please call me” email is grounds for that person to lose ALL communication privileges

unless you’re single and the “Hey” comes from someone you want to bang. in that case, it’s the single greatest text message there is.

what a couple psychos

tweet something dismissive about white/British people

Gostkowski FTW!

totally pointless, directionless article

which is why he was all alone yes, but he still had him beat by a good step and catching it in stride, he’d very well have been gone

not fourth and niners?

i don’t find the bat flip disrespectful to pitchers or anyone else. it’s just played

by far the best advice here: say names clearly and repeat them often

despite the fact that it worked i think it was an insanely bad call. shotgun snap?! yeah, lets willingly take the ball from the 1 to the 5 in a wildcat formation when we could either run a higher percentage run or simply kick the field goal and force OT.

that was all rather embarassing