woulda, shoulda, coulda.

i figured people would be making fun of Christie for his near literal star-fucking of jerry jones. along with that other guy simultaneously draping himself over JJ

Really shocked they aired multiple, uncensored scenes of an all-male, group mutual masturbation session in jerry jones' box

Grunblegrumblegrumble somethin about class!

also...

i dont care what anyone says, it's pronounced "Dang-guh-low"

I didn't imply it had been. More like pointing out what is vs. whats described in the rather un-American "pledging of allegiance" to the flag or state or anything for that matter.

"showing your ass" is an expression i don't understand, dont' hear often and always makes me feel icky

Never did like Oliver Stone's The Doors

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Police States of America, and to the oligarchy, for which it stands, war nation, under surveillance, unrecognizable, with liberty and justice for some.

someone at Gizmodo please buy an E-meter, tear it down and post the findings.

anyone else hate belgian beers?

which is it Mike....do you know what happened or not?

Yes, it was.

Original!

Is that what the Lions called the sport they played today?

eff wine and cheese, BEER AND CHEESE PLEESE

so by that logic cops the world over, before the advent of the taser, had no way to subdue crazy people? did they jsut let them go? or shoot them with a gun?

yes, i have tried to subdue someone like that, sometimes its hard, sometimes its easy. no argument this could've ended a lot worse for innocent people. we just disagree on the price of taking him to jail. if you're an idiot and a pussy, by all means, stun away. i just don't think that's the case for most cops. they're…

what's really scary is how well conditioned we are now to accept that as reasonable force. that's just the times we live in, right? cops gotta have armored vans, tanks, swat teams, assault files, armor that exceeds armor our own soldiers have for actual combat. totally normal.