From his friend who supported him up until recently -

I’m kinda over this whole Stormy Daniels stuff and intially thought eh maybe it’s funny, but useless. Then she ended up helping to catch Michael Cohen and I was wrong. I'm glad she gets to enjoy this newly found celebrity status she definitely earned it. Watching Sarah Paulson in this made it highly enjoyable she was…

Attempted rape was the phrase used the charge would fall under sexual assault. He just tried to rape her while holding her down and covering her mouth to prevent her from screaming for help.

With his $ and influence especially since he’s attached to the Kardashians there aren’t many people that could truly “bully” him. And with that he’d easily be able to get away from the “bullying” if he wantedor needed to.

It's like if Forrest Gump had been done well. 

Counterpoint:

Don’t encourage the closure of that one remaining store they’re trying so hard. Poor guys.

Wouldn't it be 9 in California?

And you'll never be asked to be on the Supreme Court.

Maybe it’s a take Talk Soup, but spun off the avant-garde play Rhinoceros.

Rapunzel was propaganda defending Elizabeth Bathory!

Sort of a symbiotic movie?

If we all clap for A Star is Born her son will get better? It’s the Tinkerbell Venom crossover we’ve all been waiting for.

It’s how Trump *will probably start WWIII.

My children will only listen to Raymond Scott’s children albums from now on! Okay that doesn’t seem like a GOPer type thing. Seems more of a Park Slope, vegan, antivaxxer, free range children at bars type thing.

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Don’t preemptively hate on the backlash that’s like wishing it into existence. Wait till it probably occurs and then do it. It looks like they thought this out though diversity wise to minimize that reaction.

There was occasionally cabbage in there.

Honkey Tango... is lurking in the grey’s to express via ALL CAPS how everyone us stupid. So add that to the bot list. 

Maybe they'll Shrek it up and have wolf dragon babies together.