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Timothy Bisley
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But whether I knew or not was irrelevant. I just wanted to get across how sorry I was.

I'm dreadfully sorry. My sincere apologies for posting something that you found neither witty nor original. I will pass this comment on to my team of writers with the instruction that they must do their research to ensure all comments are unique or, at the very least, not seen previously by you.

>Perhaps with a better script and in surer hands, Cake could have been salvaged.

I'd love to see a sequel to The Matrix. Remember that film? The main character warns the baddies that he's going to do something amazing, he steps out of a telephone box, flies into the air…and then the credits appeared. And then what? Still waiting for a follow-up.

American Sniper?

If you're into blurred shots, very dim lighting and a vague suggestion of nudity, then feel free to get excited.

On behalf of the internet, I have researched the scene in question; and I can declare 'Do not get too excited'.

It's not that I think you're being incredibly lenient on the last 15 years, just that I think you're being incredibly harsh on the first 10.

There are a few episodes where they make a connection (we -briefly- meet his family, the sweaters) but these aired about twenty years ago. The link is vague at best, antiquated at most.

>So basically, resist seeing it in theaters, catch it on Netflix.

>Is the movie any good if you know what's coming?

Yeah, it's becoming a rather irritating trend of time-travel movies that protagonists have to suddenly make fundamentally bizarre choices so as to give us a requisite number of twists. Timecrimes suffered from a similar problem.

I've read the short-story (and didn't realise I was watching an adaptation of it until about 10 minutes into the film when I twigged) but I found the film to be an endless succession of "Ta-dah! You didn't see that coming, did you?!" twists. A bit wearisome if you know exactly where it's going, as there's not really

Well, that escalated quickly.

This was a definite C before the hoo-hah.

Every Christmas Eve : me, the sofa and this.

>Would you consider this to be in the pantheon of great South Park holiday episodes?

I genuinely thought I was heading to a spoof article when I hit the title link.

Let's just say 1998.

I'm a little bemused by the repeated references to Jingle All The Way as being celebrated or funny. It's a ropey movie, which critics ripped apart on release and currently has a 5.4 on IMDb. Let's not try and give it a reputation.