Van Der Hagen Shave Butter is awesome. 

A lazier proximate option is to buy Goya frozen plantains. You just pop them in the microwave.

Neutral - my plan is to keep my current vehicle, which averages 30+ mpg when I don’t drive aggressively. 

“I love the environment, so I want an electric vehicle. But I also want to tear through the untamed wilderness for my own pleasure, so make it off-road worthy. “

I found Midsommar to be much more disturbing than Hereditary.

Those flat “colors” are ugly AF.

You can also mix the scraps of cake left over from trimming them level with frosting and make cake pops.

I’ve been to a one, it was great.

I know I’m in the minority, but I don’t think it’s attractive. I think the proportions are ungainly. It’s a crossover with no utility. The rear seat issue is a big sticking point for me. A four door vehicle should be able to seat 4 adults in relative comfort. This is a vehicle that gives the illusion of practicality,…

You do not throw a party without offering refreshments to your guests. Period.

There’s nothing in the US that really interests me.

I like it when there are sparks and crunchy sounds. 

I stand by the opinion that type of paint only works in black, white and saturated colors. 

When I was growing up, when kids were playing at someone’s house and meal time rolled around, the parent would say “Okay, it’s time for everyone to go home. We’re going to be having lunch/dinner.” unless it was an overnight or something.

I’m not worried, I don’t have an iPhone or plan to switch to them anytime soon.

The big VW logo on the truck tailgate is cracking me up. 

If you don’t subscribe to AppleCare+, they’ll quote any vehicle repair at 90% the cost of a new vehicle. 

I’d imagine Bang-& Olufsen would make something elegant and luxurious. 

Honestly, it’s the only Mazda I think is attractive.

The perfect doneness is how you enjoy eating them.