Ugh. Just awful. Come on, people. Do you have any consideration for your fellow man? For crying out loud, it's 2013. Why are you still recording vertical screen videos?

This man is a hero.

Tail of the dragon has been mentioned before. So I'll go with Abby Road, that album just doesn't do it for me.

"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.

Why Detroit Went Bankrupt In One PNG

I should be an editor. Also, you're welcome everyone else.

This happens to be my favorite.

In college my roommate and I used to leave the Playstation on when we went to class and finally the girls who lived under us came and complained and asked us to stop leaving Gran Turismo on — I asked how she knew what game it was.

So will the budget be capped at $20,000,000?

When Lightning McQueen helped push The King to the finish line in the Piston Cup Championship tie-breaker race, allowing him to complete his last race and retire with dignity.

We are here to freedom the shit out of you.

IIt's its a tragic story really. The top and bottom headlights have been married for decades. But things can get stale in a marriage. Then bottom lights met a new grill with a plastic surgery fetish at a bar one day. It started innocent enough, talking about car washes and bug splatter. They bonded over a hatred of…

GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE AND PAY ATTENTION! (I don't care if you have bluetooth, it is no better. And if you are texting you should be shot)

Keep looking ahead as far as possible. Pay attention to what's really coming up instead of what's just in front of you. If you can react earlier, it's better both for you and everyone behind you.

Tailgating is dangerous. I'm not saying "always follow the 3-second rule" because that's just dumb, it was written in a different era when vehicles were far less capable/safe. Drivers should follow at a prudent distance according speed and conditions. You should also be looking in front of the car in front of you so…