Another note while we’re talking money: $60,000 in 1993 is $106,500 in today’s coin.

A government bailout is how they’ve lasted this long.

I picture a dark, smoky GM boardroom, with a fuzzy spy shot of a TC by Maserati projected on the screen.

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

I wish Boston would get on this. Whenever I have the misfortune of having to work in the city, Uber/Lyft-stickered cars are everywhere and often cutting across lanes to take a last second turn, double parked, and start-stopping holding up a street of cars behind them looking for an address or something. Traffic…

“The rule would threaten the viability of the ride-sharing model as it currently exists,...”

No way I’m switching seats so that I can get my legs crushed while some lady who wasn’t paying attention while booking can not feel bad about her incompetence.

That’s what drag strips are for. Fuck anyone who won’t spend a modest number of dollars to do it safely and legally.

driving home one night with my son in the back and a black charger and challenger were purposely holding up traffic so they could race, i honked at them cause my toddler needed to go to the bathroom and we needed to get home and they flipped me the bird and sat there longer. so i called the police and got so much…

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

I gotta come back here for one more thing:

What? What fuckin’ planet are you on?

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a job qualification.

This probably makes me sound like a horrible feminist, but I really don’t give a flying fart that you had kids and also worked, considering you have enough money to pay for good childcare and health insurance without having to worry about paying your rent.  I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a…

Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists. 

Not feeling sorry for people who have such a mindless faith in technology. A little paranoia is in order. I recently too a road trip and brought the second key fob for my car - just in case. I pat myself down every time I leave the house to make sure I have my keys, I even take my house key with me to mow my own lawn.…