I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

I had to use a glue trap for a rat that got in my house last winter. Nothing worked except for the glue trap. The whole thing is it was a big one and pregnant. So when it got stuck on the trap it smacked it around the house until it work me up. I then had to use a box and a lid to scoop the rat up, bring and bring it…

It’s all about being rugged looking at the starbucks drive-through. God forbid they take it off pavement. We really could do without the fake turbo diesel hood scoop, extra polygons, creases, grill openings with no functional purposes.

Seriously, people.

...and of course the Beech King Air checking his ground speed with the tower. Followed by a nearby F-15 checking HIS airspeed with the same tower! Followed by the SR-71 pilot....followed by... silence...

So, funny story from last winter. I was driving some friends home from a concert outside Boston, and I was in convoy with another driver who had one of these. It was night, and snow was falling at a pretty brisk pace. Getting on the freeway, I took the lead and drove at what I thought was a reasonable speed given the…

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

The BaT daily email is worse than porn, meth, and chocolate chip cookies combined.

With only a Massachusetts inspection sticker of questionable vintage, so good luck re-registering it. Regardless, it will soon be involved in a hit-and-run in Woonsocket or Cranston where everyone involved in the accident will run away because of outstanding warrants.

Nice aero

I just hope they do a MS6 with it. The 3 is a bit too small for me.

DAMN. Keep doing you Mazda. That’s fancy af.

Let me get this straight. You are concerned with reliability, so your plan is to buy a 1st year production ALFA ROMEO?

Are the Recaros in the ST exempted?

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

It’s never a good idea to use the words “final solution” when referring to anything German .

I wonder what his tire pressure was.

I like YF, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Blazing Saddles.

Next question.