tim850csi
TimothyinBoston
tim850csi

I mowed the lawn at my mother’s house a few years back. Super thick grass, and the mower started bogging down as I was cutting a ditch bank. Finally the mower just gave up and cut off. As I reached down to prime it and pull the starter cord again a fucking snake pops out at me in a not happy mood. I may have disturbed

As I understand it, length is more important than girth when filling such a hole.

I’ll see your snake and raise you a spider.

Fuck snakes. Other fearful animals are typically going to be in similar spots. Spiders usually hang out in doorways or corners, sometimes in closed up spaces. Snakes can be anywhere, hanging out in trees, alongside floor molding so you don’t see them, in pipes, just hanging out in the grass when you’re mowing along

Putting the suspension from the Citation and the Iron Puke in this:

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

It’s the only time all season the Cubs will be anywhere near number 1.

never really been a fan of septum piercings...

Some jobs that’s true. Some jobs, no dice. Some stuff requires engine out... thousands of dollars in labor just to check up on it.

Now if NASCAR would only address its race problem.

It is a sport known for turning left.

"Mr. Belichick, what did you know about Mr. Hernandez's activities outside the team?"
"We're on to Robert Durst."
"Did he ever speak to you about Odin Lloyd?"
"We're on to Robert Durst."
"Are you aware of any guns he may have owned?"
"Look, I'm focused on Robert Durst right now. If you have any questions about Robert

Send him with Oz Clarke to do the wine tour or something.

Nobody wins? I disagree. JEEP GUY WON. I don't even like Jeeps, but this sold me.

I'm interested to see just how many people end up downgrading their cable packages because of this.

Great story man, I feel like I just got a Central Intelligence briefing.

Where'd you get the turtleneck? The turtleneck store? haha...

My Mercedes, with parking sensors front and rear, had the same problem. Sometimes it would work, sometimes it wouldn't. The solution? Scan it, figure out which sensor is busted, and re-seat the wiring. Over time, with cold, rain, and salt, the connection on the back of the sensor, behind the bumper, becomes less and

Well, BBC kept their morals at the expense of a stack of future cash. Good on them for sticking to their own standards, they will be missed.

Guess now I can drop that cable package.