You think you're over your STI problems, but they just keep coming back.

"I don't beat on the car at all"

How I drive on snow and ice:
-FWD
-Studded winter tires
-No traction control
-No ABS
-All throttle

Hahahaha! I read the paint on the wall as "Die DeMuro".

Proximity key / Keyless entry / Push start-button

wont have a car without it

That's not a supersonic pass. That's not really even that fast of a pass, if you think about it. Just because he's showing condensation doesn't make it supersonic.

GOD DAMN IT MOTHER NATURE, GIVE ME MY SNOW STORM I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!11!1!11!

Marc Marquez during one of the MotoGP practices.

Lol that was on last night.

No WRX hatch with the redesign.

Hmm do they fly soldiers families to funerals for free? Or how about the family of various black people executed recently?

The round-peg-in-a-square-hole nightmare that is Squared-off Wheel Arches

I love me some Ford man, couldn't be happier with my 13' Focus ST AND they sent us to ST Academy for free, which was absolutely amazing.

Not lost by those who know what it is, lost by those who don't.

Aston DB9!

Or bilked people out of millions and caused the financial markets to collapse, he would have gotten off scott free!

How have I not heard the term "brodozer" prior to this article? It's...perfect.

Yup.

Holy Damn! So did I! It was also my high school ride. To make things weirder it was the the same two-tone blue in the picture above. I drove it until '98.