The thing is, here are a few of these already tooling around Jamaica Plain (Boston Neighborhood for those who aren’t familiar).  I see them all the time.  

Does he think humans are chattle property?  For fucks sake!  I’d like to kick him in the nuts repeatedly.  

It’s looks have been measurably improved.

test drove one... it was an absolute HOOT to drive.  Hang onto that steering wheel TIGHTLY.  It’ll turn right real fast lol.

Right?  What a fucken hoser.  How does someone so stupid make enough money to buy one of these pieces of shit.

Maybe stop buying and using products created by a fucking lunatic and you wouldn’t have this problem.  Fuck Elon.  I hope he burns up in space.

Soul destroying drivetrain. For reference my Mazda 3 has more horsepower and is considerably smaller. And it has a actual transmission.

A good friend has the previous gen of the G80 and it’s absolutely the car we take on longer road trips.  It’s soooo damn comfortable.

I really do miss interior designs of yor. Look at how simple it is. Big round gauges with easy to read markings. A simple IP. A simple and functional center stack.

I would sign up today if it means that I am the guy who gets to push the button to send a missle  and destroy that fugly piece of shit.

Bwahahaha.

There are many good ones. My favorite is “Jennifer Convertable”

Bwahahaha.  Right up his ass.  Sideways of course.

Bwahahaha.  Couchfucker.  It just never gets old.  

It’ll make you said you didn’t make it all the way to 88 prior to hitting said wall.

TWO not to.  Typing fast while on the can... thanks for the autocorrect, Siri.  

Indeed.  Typing on iphone is just asking for typo’s.  

Fucken A right.  Or maybe a debilitating stroke.  Him sitting drooling and shitting in his pants 24/7 would be just.

I’ll say it again. The day I don’t have to hear this knuckle dragging idiot speaking I’ll do a dance. A jib perhaps. Same goes for Trump. Uggh. I can’t stand these to idiots.

Unclutch your pearls.  Seriously.