Good!  Jeep needs a reality check.

I’m sure the first time I see the new BMW 2 I’ll simply wretch.  

Why is it still so freaking ugly?  Every time I see one on the road I think to myself ‘how did that fucking thing get past the design phase in this form?’

The JGC does this... if it’s below 40 (I think, maybe 45) degrees you can set the seat and wheel heaters to turn on when the car is turned on.  With remote start you’re guaranteed to have at least your ass and hands warm when you get in.

Fun fact:

I’d like to know just who in their right mind would pay 42k for a freaking Mini?

Your list is good but the worst design of the decade is... Jalopnik. I don’t know what the hell happened but nothing loads properly, comments are jangled, screen left is fine, I guess, though I’m not sure why anyone bothered to spend the time programming it.

How does one actually shift it though? Like that is the most ill proportioned shifter to seating position I’ve ever seen. Do you have to simultaneously depress the clutch and bend over to reach the gear lever?

That’s awesome. What’s not awesome is the new layout. I know you probably had nothing to do with it... but... it’s bad.

How much for the doggo? 

A truly hideous lump of metal at a equally ridiculous price.  

I still miss my 2001.5 B5.5 V6. That car would just cruuuuuiiise down the highway. So comfortable and quiet. So Germanic.

Is it me or is Jim Hacket a terrible CEO? He’s certainly no Alan Mulally.

My parents have owned two “interesting” cars in the era of having me as a son.. and they aren’t even really that interesting.

I’ve always had a soft spot for these.  Still though, probably not worth the price of admission.  Now I’m sad. 

Does Elon give good head or something?  

Russia.  That’s all.

I’m 41 and lived the low HP life as a kid but as an adult I always stop and wonder how it’s possible that engines of this era were always so ... pathetic. 135hp out of a 3.1ltr V-6.

There are plenty of good cars that are in the 25k range that have more modern power outputs.

And your nissan was consdierably lighter than this vehicle and I bet that those people in their 300hp cars are using less gas because they aren’t having to floor it to get up to speed.  See Top Gear’s M3 vs Prius test... I know.. it’s a shitty analog but it’ the one that sprang to mind first.  It’s more about how you…