You are not wrong.  About anything.  

Well... I thought about pouring bleach into my eyes but the image has been seared into my brain.

And always will be. Go Pats!  Climbing that stairway to seven! (ducks under a table to hid from the things being thrown at me)

No shit, you know why? Because I’m not a race car driver. I didn’t start in go carts at age 4 etc etc etc.

I agree with you. Seeing a race live is actually fun. I enjoyed it when I went, even at NH which is a crappy track the racing was fun. Boring at times, but fun. Watching live on TV? It’s tedious at times.  I’ve also been to the Montreal F1 race several times... amazing.  Absolutely amazing.

Language.  Jesus titty fucking christ. Enough with the dirty fucking language.

LOL.  

I’m on jalopnik because I have a deep appreciation for motor vehicles. Why are you so fucking butt-hurt at my criticism of a sport in decline? Nascar is boring. It has been boring for years. Hell, even nascar acknowledges this as have other people in this thread.

Most people are incredibly stupid.  Once you come to terms with that life becomes a little easier.  

Had tickets for both NH races for 4 years... Talk about boring.  Christ.

Soooo.... you against the first amendment? Got it.

Real sports. REAL. Driving around in a circle? Puuuhhhleazzz.

I’m enjoying the hell out of it.  

I caught the last 15 laps flipping between football games and I noticed that there was almost nobody in the stands. The place seemed empty! Has NASCAR lost it’s fan base or was it because everyone was home watching real sports?

I caught the last 15 laps of the NASCAR race...  The stands were EMPTY.  Has this been the trend at other tracks?  It looked like there was maybe 25k people there...

Dear McKrae Game,

Why?  The Kochs are mother fucking pieces of shit.  They fucking suck.  He’s been a greedy fucking pig all his life.  I hope he burns in the 7th circle of hell.

Why don’t you run along and play a little game called hide and go fuck yourself.  Dumb cunt.

And this is the problem with America.  Stupid bastards like you are allowed to vote.

I hope this dog shits in all her shoes and bed linens.  Like explosive shits.  None of that easy to pick up in a bag kind of shit.