The baseball stitching is gorgeous, as is the saddle brown leather.  But let’s talk for a second about the glorious rubber accordion shift boot.  I LOVE IT.

He’s such a dumb fuck.

My Cousin Vinny

Hey look!  A fly-over commenter.  Jesus fucking christ... 

I’ve always loved Audi interiors of this generation.  I love that wide horizontal layout of the instrument panel.  Big easy to read gauges.  Just gorgeous.

The new 508 and 508 Estate are fucking gorgeous.  Absolutely fucking gorgeous.  

Goddamn it.  I almost made it through the day without crying.  Fuck Cancer man... fuck it.  Too many people.  Too much struggle.  

Fuck the fucking fuckers.  

Left lane squatters. You fucking pricks. Move the fuck out of my goddamn way. The left lane is for PASSING.

The 2 door blazer was rated the worst car for crashes on the road at the time. In a side impact serious injuries and death were all but assured. They were literal death traps.

It’s worth noting that ford paid for every single goddamn repair on my car through the extended bumper to bumper. I called for corporate customer service and they took care of it.

God the list of shit that has gone wrong with my car has LITERALLY filled a binder. THREE transmissions. For starters. I won’t bore with details but Ford has spent nearly 18 grand for repairs, rental cars, and the extended bumper to bumper warranty I made them give me.

In a similar position.  I still adore my FoST but... it’s a 2013 and I’m starting to get the itch.  Maybe keep the completely unreliable Focus and add in the completely unreliable Alfa.  Between the two of them one should be running when I require it.

What the fuck is an Alpha?  

See how round and easy to read those gauges are?  That’s how gauges should be goddamn it!

Well.  It’s not... exactly... good looking.  Which is the same thing that can be said for ... well.... every Toyota.  

I’m so sorry man. I’ve lost three cousins from the same family (most recently February 2017) and while the pain ebbs over time it’s always there just below the surface.

YES YES YES! ALL OF THIS.

Bravo.  

LOL. Fantastic.