See how round and easy to read those gauges are?  That’s how gauges should be goddamn it!

Well.  It’s not... exactly... good looking.  Which is the same thing that can be said for ... well.... every Toyota.  

I’m so sorry man. I’ve lost three cousins from the same family (most recently February 2017) and while the pain ebbs over time it’s always there just below the surface.

YES YES YES! ALL OF THIS.

Bravo.  

LOL. Fantastic.

A 30 dollar a day corrola can do the same.  As Jeremy clarkson has repeatedly showing us hire cars are the fastest in the world.

My parents hand-me-down ‘85 LeBaron Turbo GTS gave me roughly the same experiences.  That son of a whoring car took an absolute beating every time I got behind the wheel. It was fantastic.

Exactly. 

So be it. That’s the way it works. Hire some competent law enforcement and watch the problems fall by the way side.

short of chasing a murderer, rapitst, or in the event of a childhood abduction I fail to see the need for high-speed chases. They are exceedingly dangerous and these local yokel cops clearly lack the fucking intelligence to deploy a strip in a safe manner.

Slowly.  

OH yes! Love that. I love equally sized tach/speedo. It should be a law.

I like my dials to be the same size for tach and speed and the ancillary to be the size.

It’s a thing of beauty.

Nice idea absolutely ruined by shit execution. 

Came for the cum joke.  Was not disappointed.  

Came for the cum joke.  Was not disappointed.  

Sure!  Why not.  Sailor strength only though.

Because I’d rather stay and fight for the soul of this country. It’s not too far gone yet.