It’s in fine shape for its age.

Made me smile. Thanks.

With vodka, of course.

I’d be the guy they beat to death as I try (in vein, you can’t do it people) to open the door to jump to my death. That is far preferable than being in an enclosed space with a snake.

TURBO EVERYTHING WITH ALL THE TURBOS

Maybe Mazda should stop fucking around with Rotary and see fit to put the turbo engine from the CX9 into the Mazda6 so that I can finally buy one.

Beautiful car. Check out the pedal placements and how far to the right they are. You’d have to be a contortionist to drive this thing. Crazy!

Hip-hoppers, crackers, urban fellows...

It’s definitely not AWD. It’s Command-Trac 4 Wheel Drive without a center diff so you can only use it on slippery roads.

All those bubbles in the water = reduced buoyancy. This dude is lucky he didn’t simply sink, never mind being sucked under.

Goddamn it! I was here to post that. Excellent tome.

SHHHHH! Jesus! It’s our secret.

Jesus, dude.

Ah hem. What a piece of shit.

Now I need to go home and watch Casino.

2 engine aircraft must be able to take off upon one of the engines failing, so the reality is they could fly across the world with 1 engine with reduced performance.

Focus ST is the first Ford product I’ve ever owned. I’ve owned 2 VW’s. If you guess the Ford is the bigger piece of shit, you’d be right on the money. Ford has spent almost 19 grand in repairs (and rental cars, etc) on my 28k Focus.

Thank christ someone finally said it.

“Well damn. Two breaker bars down and an impact gun that could only slam a few shits out of something that required many shits slammed.”

You need to watch The Wire.