You could have put "2014" on the left side, but you didn't, because you hate good design and things that make sense.

I like the outgoing model much better. As you said, the side blades were such a striking bit of design.

In all honesty, this solidified it. It's uglier. Less unique. Do not want.

The older looks much better. Having said that, I'm so glad the slider is back.

I lost my shit at the Italian Mario accent. And again at "grand prickses."

Stonebrook appreciates how Enzo Ferrari started his own car company in the 1930s after failing to be impressed by one of Lamborghini's offerings.

I do hope it keeps the side blades that was my favorite design feature of the car.

Let's be real. We are all secretly waiting for this.

" Now, to be fair, the robo-translated press release from Toyota doesn't come out and say it's targeted to women, but a number of other sites are claiming that's what Toyota is saying."

That's really a fucking stretch to draw that conclusion but, hey, page views.

"Tesla Fighter" is the new "911 killer" for sure. Prepare to hear that a mind numbing amount of times over the next 5 years.

Oh man at the risk of offending the Jezzies...the interior of a woman's car is the most disgusting place in the world. CLOTHES AND PAPERS AND CLOTHES AND MAKEUP AND CLOTHES AND REUSABLE GROCERY TOTES AND IRONIC MUSTACHE ACCESSORIES AND CLOTHES....EVERYWHERE!

I was on a 3rd or 4th date with a girl one time and took her to a concert that had Carrie Underwood singing that song. I said something along the lines of "that's pretty messed up, you don't mess with a guy's ride" and she said well "better never hurt me then". I haven't talked to her since. I'm pretty sure destroying…

Can you picture the field day Jezebel would have?

Well I hope this fucking psychopath ends up in jail for a very long time. This is insane.

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

Grow up, dipshits.

This article is mean-spirited and carries a sarcastic, ill tone. I love it.

Thank you Jason for not making me feel alone on disliking the Veyron. I always thought it was ugly, and simply an exercise in engineering excess.

Ah, so exactly what I thought was lame about pimp my ride was correct. They never actually fixed the car's mechanical defects... except for the one episode where the guys car was so far gone that they just replaced it with a scion.