You lost me at didn’t evolve. I was an Anthro major for a few semesters, the timeline thing... Not a thing.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

By number of views, this is the winner:

This actually seems like not a bad idea. Maybe not a good idea, but not bad. As we now know, it wasn’t Beatty and Dunaway’s fault. It was the fault of those two accounting people—negligence.

You know you’re doing something right when you manage to piss off so many ignorant religious nut jobs.

+2 Deuce rounder.

God bless Deadspin. You guys are truly doing God’s work, what with all the rubbing of this Superbowl in the faces of poor Pats’ fans.

So it sounded something like this?

He was good in Shameless too.

The sketch could’ve ended with, say, the server interrupting with a strong stance against clear sexual violation, but I’m no comedy writer.

NOICE!

No problem, I knew a true CC fan would like it! :)

Kinda wish you had left the original, just to see how bad you stepped in it. :P

Late one night, I stumbled across this gem on YouTube—a British children’s choir doing a cover of Crystal Castles!

The first time I heard Crystal Castles was on a random MTV channel, and I really liked their music. Now, knowing all the horrible stuff that Alice says went on behind the scenes, it makes me sad and angry.

Taylor Swift is complicit, petty, and overrated. She can’t fade from the limelight fast enough.

These Twitter videos haven’t been playing for me on Firefox. Annoying.

GlassMagary, I think what we’re all trying to say is don’t forget to vote for that child molester that you love so much on Election Day... you evil conservative POS. ;)

Never forget: