Google “2 girls 1 cup 1 squash”.

Would a true fan from Philadelphia boo this?

Be careful with dogs that can drive...

Pretty clear handball.

Hope he gets the help he needs. Alcoholism sucks.

This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now

-Pissed off Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Never forget:

Now he’s finding out how the justice system treats poor people, regardless of race.

DRAMATIC UPDATE: Now Emma Stone is claiming that she was in sole possession of the card that Warren Beatty claims to have read on-air!

This original comment is like a perfectly lobbed softball. Well done, sir.

I don’t think you know much about strokes.

COUNTERPOINT: I love her.

I was very disappointed in SNL when they invited Trump to host, but they are really making up for it!

To paraphrase a famous quote from Deadspin (to Donald Trump, no less):