Well, at least we can take solace in the fact that Duddits would've loved "Scooby Doo And KISS: Rock And Roll Mystery".

Sorry to see they didn't cast someone who's actually as pudgy as the titular character was in his heyday. It was basically pre-tomboy-ChrisChan, participating in a sport that up to that point none of his fellow countrymen were known to have ever attempted, let alone survived. It really DID look like a regular sports…

So here's my little Garden State story, yo!
About eight years ago, as part of my practical dramaturgy seminar, we all had to "present" a movie we liked and analyse them through group discourse.
My choice, obviously, was Garden State. I was the youngest of the group, by far, so I might be forgiven.
I remember that while…

God dammit I do remember Dash Rendar. Never been into the whole Jedi Knight series, but Shadows of The Empire was my first N64 game besides Mario and Waverace and it was just so cool.
A product of a bygone era without many tutorials, a space shooter interlude every other level (so you don't get bored! And get to enjoy…

I thing he's too much of an eighties dude to have the fact that rich people are pretty much immune from dying of AIDS really sunk in. He was also probably too much of a cocaine addict to care. And furthermost he's an actor, and actors rarely… think… well I guess I should stop the sentence here but out of politeness I…

The main reasons for HIV still spreading are poverty and misinformation. The first one's not an easy issue to solve, never has been, but the second one is a doozy. People who stand in the way of sexual education around the world are pretty despiccable, too.

Yes. The numbers I've deflated on purpose (You really can't tell and it's no "mass phenomenon"; compared to that coprophagia is super mainstream), but we're talking here about people with no HIV trying to get HIV through arranged sex with HIV-Infected people. As always, people fantasizing about this on the internet…

That's a thought that crossed my mind. Yeah, it pretty much explains it all. Well, we all had a laugh, didn't we?

Yes, but I would assume them to be an extremely minor fracture of society that posits itself on the outermost fringes of human sexuality. It's basically a few hundred people away from being an urban legend (See "Bugcatching").

It's Coca Cola made out of literal light. It feels vaguely warm and bright, but tastes like shit compared to regular Coke. Sorta like Coke Life.

Something like that, yeah. Or a massive sudden heart attack because his intestines don't know what fat is anymore and his whole body just goes into shock from all that confusion.

It's more than just a little bit perverse that eating for free at one of the cheapest food outlets in the developed world is a mythical priviledge reserved for the enormously rich.

Exactly! Thanks.

That's why I bought an extra large pan (Which holds six instead of, dunno, nine or twelve?). They easily take eggs of any size. Well, maybe not ostrich eggs.

Yeah, Quesadillas are a matter of seconds, true. Burritos much less so. Lettuce-Chopping, tortilla-frying, meat-preparing, the rice, the beans, cleaning up afterwards… the preparation of my homemade mcmuffins is purposely designed for me to not give a fuck about doing dishes afterwards and uses exactly one utensil.…

Too little, too late. Regardless of the fact that my region of the world isn't affected by this anyway, I bought myself some while ago a silicone extra large muffin pan. A whole pack of english muffins is still cheaper than one single Egg McMuffin. I put the eggs into the muffin pan, put them in the oven for eight to…

The boozing was problematic for me, at least that's how I see it, because it drained me both mentally and physically. I didn't had to go to any meetings to think of my own alcohol consumption of at least as "problematic", but I'm happy to have cut down on it radically not because of the calories, but because of the…

I wish you all the best. I had a herniated disc at the end of this spring, due to my obesity and all that sitting-around-on-my-ass-doing-nothing-routine I had going. First I thought it's just some regular-old back pain and will go away after two or three days like always, but after nine days and some dramatically…

The raw materials necessary for assembling an iPhone are most definetly the product of child labour. And I don't see anyone in a big rush to humanize the working conditions of rare-earth mining and refinement.

Nobody understands the lore of Metal Gear, as there really is nothing that much to understand. It's mostly strangely circular arcs filled to the brim with redundant betrayals and double-triple-quadruple betrayals within the grand scheme of some dudes struggling for world domination because they are more or less a…