I liked how throughout the bit, he never gave Hart himself any flak. I expected some kind of diss to come out of it, but no. Came across as quite classy (though I wasn't much of a fan of the new specials in general). All bits he did about his family life (except maybe about his wifes "faggy" friends) were pretty good…

I watched the two specials last night and was pretty bummed by the whole experience. I still wondered what others sought of his two sets, or if I'm alone with my opinion to the whole thing. I appreciate Chapelles honesty and frankness, but the reasoning he presents (without any conceivable hint of humor, irony or…

"Roy - The Show". Also known as "Roy Classic" or "Roy '17". First appearance of the character popularized by the now-classic arcade games.

I'm still amazed how Ubisoft went and wrought a videogame adaption out of LOST. They barely did it. Barely.

"Avatar 2: Through The Portal Of Time" 120$ Special Na'vi Edition with oversized USB-chargeable LED Unobtainium Shard and brochure-thick artbook. GOTY 2018, baby.

When did this turn into I love you?

That's true! But it makes rewatching the first season some special kind of slog.

The first five seasons is the qualitative height of the show. The first sucks kinda ass, though. Rewatching it, I was dumbfounded in the lack of badassness of Jack, who we're introduced to while he's eating a yoghurt from the fridge and bickering with his wife about what to do with their cliché libido-driven daughter.…

I wanted to write something about nurses giving spongebathes and the notorious Leo C, but now I feal appropriately dead inside.

Same here…

Call me when we get burrito-dispensing Zardoz heads.

Had a burger tonight topped with gochujang mayo, fried bacon, baby spinach and kimchi. The beef was also seasoned with garlic and chili powder, similar to mapo dofu. And a good helping of korean chicken wings with soy-garlic and sweet/spicy ginger and chilies dip, which usually are seperate dips, but I first bathe…

These days, they just throw the food in my cell and leave without any snarky remarks. It somehow dehumanizes me even more, but I'm not gonna get these lasagna with fries go cold, that would just be wasteful.

Why doesn't McDonalds serve Hot Dogs? The INSANE answer finally revealed!
You've been eating cheesecake wrong all your life, you peasants
All you need for Döner Kebab is ten pounds of steak, a blowtorch and a powerdrill

"Improper soup handling may make you become the unfortunate victim of Photoshop amateurs"

But why did they stop at salads? It would've only been logic to integrate full meals into large blobs of gelatin. Or sandwiches. Imagine a cube of floating cheese cubes, itself aromaticized with cheese. Huge loafs of gelatin, filled with whipped cream. It would make for an awesome, barf-inspiring "omuraizu" effect…

The whole canned chicken some lunatic once ate in one of those classic taste-test videos. No, that's mostly just disgusting. I had canned mac and cheese once, with meatballs. That was probably rock bottom; even deeper than the 120 McNuggets I once terminated in tandem with my now-fianceé. But with the nuggets, the…

I've seen sliceable salads in 60s-era cookbooks. They just jell-o'ed their salads wholesale back then. It's a delightfully sickening sight.

If chewing is involved, it's eating. I guess. Are people who are fed through a tube eating or drinking? They are not even swallowing. Well, that took a quick, dark turn. Hope to see other mysteries of mankind uncovered, it really is "food for thought". *rolls into ball to suck at thumb and drink-eat own saliva*

I couldn't get into it. Lost interest after this episode. Too derivative (deftly and competently derivative, but not _engagingly_ derivative), and in a way that seems eerily calculated, like the results of detailed datamining on Netflix' part that it partially might have been. I think the actor playing the black kid…