Glad to hear this is cool. I wishlisted it a while back and forgot about it until just now. I know y’all can’t review everything, but it’s nice to see some smaller stuff reviewed on here once in a while.

But is there a crying baby in an invisible blood maze level?

Ah yes 4/11.  Got Infamous and Little Big Planet out of that one.

Other commenters are back and forth on if the list of games is good or not but I maintain my position that it should simply be a credit that can only be activated on that console and only for a PS account that hasn’t received one of these credits (one specific to buying a PS5) in like 6 months. The credit would be…

The Gobbledok of shit.

One of the trailers has something that looks like Rocket Town, or at least the rocket but it could be anything.

Yeah man, they spent 5 years and hundreds of millions of dollars on a “cash grab”.

Cowering in fear of your brutal “I told you so”! It’s your time babayyyy!

Whenever an article critical of NFTs was posted back in the day people would come out of the woodwork defending how valuable and revolutionary they would be and how you just “didn’t get it”. Where are those people now?

HOW ARE THEY NOT CALLED CHICKOBOS?!

Once you program yourself to realize you can’t animation cancel, you start to play more deliberately and are more discerning as to when to press the attack and when to go on defense. The parry window could be extended a little more, though, as it does feel a little inconsistent, especially when so many of the enemies…

Kinda weird for people to go “they don’t care about game preservation” when, of the three console manufactuerers, Microsoft has probably done the most to provide gamers with access with older games from previous generations. Yes, I recognize that “stuff can be two things” and the conversation is more nuance than that…

So the company making bank with the most successful gaming platform in history short of their own prior product (the Game Boy) is “a wash-out”?

Boy, would that suck for the consumers, employees, and everyone else NOT in that email thread.

Huh. I’d love them to buy Nintendo. Nintendo is really shitty to its fans and won’t release any of their titles outside their platform, so it really can’t get any worse.

I would hate for them to buy Nintendo. First of all, "their success lies off their hardware" means they would kill the Switch and move things onto Xbox. Second of all, no I can't argue this anymore it's just too awful to consider 

It’s Microsoft. They’d find a way to fuck it up. Remember Rareware? Yeah.

Holy shit, just when I thought I couldn’t dislike Phil Spencer any more.

Dude’s idea of success is ‘buy all the competition’ rather than, you know, actually investing in his own developers to make better games.  Sure buddy, try to buy the company that has consistently trounced the shit out of you in console sales…

They wouldn’t. It’s a guy spouting off a pipe dream. 

Nintendo consistently trounces Microsoft though.  Why would Nintendo want to be swallowed by smaller fish (by market share - clearly I realize Microsoft is larger than Nintendo overall)?