Bart Simpson is somehow still 10 years old though. It’s kind of a pointless flex, the age of the characters is irrelevant to the length of time the character has existed. I feel the same age as I did before I (regretfully) clicked.

No wonder I found him so relatable in the movie, as a fellow lovestruck 30something with a penchant for pick-up lines of questionable pun quality

As a 34 yr old person, I don’t appreciate learning this. We’ve been around the same amount of time on this planet and I’ve never kidnapped a single princess.

Sounds legit to me. Put Mario/Peach in their late 20s/early 30s.

I mean... how old do y’all think Mario is, in whatever current sliding timeline we’re playing with here? Or Princess Peach?

It’s a little weird that he’s not older, but it’s not shocking that his “age” has been outpaced by his history.

If I can accept Homer Simpson being perpetually in his middle-thirties, (he always…

I can’t imagine them doing any sort of chibi map when they’ve been going so hard on the graphics. My money’s on connected zones, like in FF12.

I get that the main point of these is to count down (up?) to SGF and the actual content of the tweets is secondary to that, but couldn’t they have just used some cool concept art or something instead of “this GAME will RESPOND to PLAYER INPUT”

GamesRadar summed it up best with the headline “FFVII Rebirth Will Contain Innovations Like “Story” and “Characters”” because that’s about all those non-answers they gave amount to.

Looks like a whole load of nothing to me. “Comment number 2/3” pretty much amount to “you explore the world and stuff happens”, and “comment number 4” is meaningless since they’re not about to tell people not to buy the game. Would have been nice to embed (or even better, screenshot) all four of these for the…

“It was a movie that everyone knew would end up on Disney plus that no one asked for. It didn’t fit the tone and general aesthetic of the series it spun off of”

A good reminder that you could save a company hundreds of millions of dollars, but in the end, they’ll still tell you to fuck off when they feel like it.  Your hard work will never be rewarded or treasured.  You are nothing more than a negative balance on their profit sheet that they’re constantly looking to get rid…

shit, ill add that!

It was a movie that everyone knew would end up on Disney plus that no one asked for. It didn’t fit the tone and general aesthetic of the series it spun off of. Also it was released at one of the worst times ever for box offices. But sure it’s the gay relationship.

The baby is alive, just to make that clear.

I feel like Lightyear had a poor performance because it had no idea what audience it wanted to direct itself towards. It was a complete reworking of a character to make him less fun, and the tone far more serious than it should have been. It’s plot was meh, it’s twists were meh, it lacked a whole lot of imagination,…

Tri Force Heroes (2015), 18th game in the Zelda series. Instead of recovering pieces of the Triforce, the goal in that game is literally to create the ultimate dress.

Dang, that’s not just Link going “I’m doing what is necessary to complete my goal,” that’s “I am nailing this and you should all take a minute to recognise.”

It may go back a little further.

Thought Link became a Trans Icon in Breath of the Wild after wearing the Gerudo outfit.

Oh no, somebody identifies with something I love in a way I don’t relate to and that makes me uncomfortable which I can only express in outrage because I’m too immature to deal with nuanced emotions.