vomited on myself while naked and crying.

Yeah but maybe he's one of those people that have "please consider before printing this for the environment's sake" signature line in his emails, and maybe the printed off Tweets were particularly painful for that reason.

I don't know, I feel like retribution's gone downhill since Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez burned down Andre Rison's house.

Might wanna channel all that blissful orgasmic energy into working on those empathy skills then.

"We are not racist at all and serve anyone."

Albert always did speak of Marie glowingly.

I can understand the urge to make your proposal as splashy as possible. Still, it should be about what she loves, not what you love.

and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 4,349 to fall down at your door gasping "please marry me, i am so desperate for attention"

The National Association of Police Organizations immediately released a statement critical of Mr. Jefferies' display and called on him to a pass a resolution condemning his own actions.

Good lord she is just a striking young woman. They're both perfect mixtures of their parents. Ignore the haters, girls. You're lovely.

The one the Priest, the Minister, the Rabbi and the Imam keep walking into.

Man, having external genitalia sounds dangerous.

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

Did you shoot your cat in self defense as well?

Where did that dislocated eye socket run off to?

I've seriously got an ingrown hair 10x gnarlier than that right now.

Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

I'm very sorry that you and the others who've posted have had negative experiences with Indian men in the past. On the other hand, as an Indian man, a feminist, and a regular reader of this site, this discussion makes me wince. Fact: there are shitty and not-so-shitty people out there from every culture and creed.…