NO FUCKS GIVEN BY RUSSIAN COUPLE.... Actually wait. One fuck was given.

Earlier this month a pair

I love that cheesecake shot of the Russian official at the end of the reporting. That "come hither" look is amazing!

In former Soviet Russia,

I don't speak Russian, but I'm guessing the word in the bottom right corner of the screen is SHOCKING!

Bears are notorious snitches.

That's right. No loose ends.

I think you mean, "Maybe Won".

Or the bear assassin she hired and now must get rid of.

All of my grandparents have passed away. I am currently accepting new grandparent applications...Fred Fox, I will spend time with you!

I was thinking mobster or gangster, but that works too.

I presume Blackbear is Ethan's beloved teddy bear.

As someone with a younger sister who tormented me for most of my life, I can say this list is legit. Who among us with siblings haven't thought of this stuff?

I used to be a Kindergarten teacher and the first lesson I learned was that children, almost without exception, are all little sociopaths.

She forgot "Work on alibi." But she's young.

That's definitely the cruelest item. I love it.

"Next time just buy the fucking cookies."

I like that she still wants to fit in "dye his carpet pink" between all that evil.

Chilling!