tikiii
tikiii
tikiii
Jul 12 2014
5

Not to nitpick, but "cure" and "prevent" do not mean the same thing. If they did, my husband would not have lymphoma. That man can clear a whole house.

Jul 12 2014
3

Semi-related story wherein I am the bad roommate, but since I lived alone at the time there was no one for me to complain about myself to in the first place: Read more

Jul 12 2014
5

"Making noodles in the bathtub is not normal. But on crack it is."

Jul 11 2014
11

Just in case you never figured it out...get a glass, put some apple vinegar in there, saran wrap the top, and poke holes with a tooth pick. They flock like crazy to that shit and can't get their way back out. I literally set one up yesterday and there's like 20 of them dead in there.

Jul 11 2014
11

I feel like when someones that much of a D, their last name should also be published.

Jul 11 2014
14

Yes, they actually do. The ones I've known IRL have either super young, naive "all other girls are whores who want my man" types or women with severe self-hatred that they prey on. Women can be huge misogynists too—it's pretty equal opportunity in that.

Jul 11 2014
7

I once had a roommate who brought home the fruit flies they had used in an experiment for a genetics lab. She kept them as pets until they died. She was my second favorite roommate of all time. (They never escaped, so it was cool.)

Jul 11 2014
5

As someone who has lived with a person who had a puppy who they refused to actually take the time to train, I feel you so much. There was always piss and shit everywhere, and I was expected to clean it up if I saw it first (rather than call him from his room to clean up after his puppy) and there were countless times Read more

Jul 11 2014
6

Ooh, how was she anti-woman? From the story above it sounds like she was anti-humanity.

Jul 11 2014
22

With women who are as anti-woman as they are, evidently.

Jul 11 2014
22

Uh...I think the latter story trumps the former story. Please go on...

Jul 11 2014
41

I was renting a bedroom from a guy's house, and another guy rented the other room. I figured he was always doing some sort of drugs, because he usually had sweaty skin and glassy vacant eyes. Read more