Spare fits just fine on the bottom, not sure why you'd want it on the back?

I’ll let the other fan know...

Goats will eat almost anything

The joke

Saw the play on the live broadcast (I like the Pats. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?) and it was immediately obvious something bad happened. The replay made me cringe. No need to watch it again.

And because you spread all kinds of rumors about Graham as a “bad locker room” guy when really it was a “wants to be paid more than the league minimum for being the best player at his position” guy.

Sure, they went to good schools. But judging by the collective command of the English language, they didn’t really LEARN anything at those schools.

Brady throws tons of TDs, Edelman throws just one.

The Irish Goodbye is the only way to leave

Celebrating the illegal civil forfeiture of 17 exotic cars I’ll bet.

And there’s this

What’s funny about all the Jurgen haters is that they claim he said he’d turn them into a world soccer power in 8 years.

Joe Allen approves

“I, like most sane sports fans, only sort of half-watched the U.S.-Ecuador”

Offside - the side opposite where the ball is currently located

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

We’re all familiar with the heat-check guy in basketball.

I don’t have suspension data handy, but the penalty numbers are pretty striking

Just fire Chris Evans ... problem solved.

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.