So. Much. Salt.

should we put in a request to hulk hogan?

Have you ever been to Gawker? Almost everything on here is poached after becoming popular on another site a few days prior. That’s what happens when all the good writers leave and you still need some kind of content to create adspace on. No worries, Hulk Hogan will be rectifying the problem in short order. The whole…

If there was no click,
You must acquit.

The dude was legitimately nuts, taking some of the bumps that he did.

I don’t think two paragraphs is necessary. You weren’t there, I wasn’t there, etc. None of us know their relationship nor the situation that caused this to occur. People make mistakes, friends make mistakes, quite frankly, shit happens. You can’t say “this is how people will react because this is how I react.”

Suarez are a great player but I would have preferred to see another player take it. Was Messi on the pitch? He are a better penalty taker. Neymar are great as well. I are rambling now lol. I are sorry.

Reading ESPN comments is tragedy at its finest.

Yeah, there’s that little known clause in the CBA about not getting drug tested in the first 8 years of your career.

<crickets>

I watched the entire video, Soup to Nuts.

Cue Terp fans claiming a Bias against them.

Well of course he has to admit guilt. Anyone who watched his free kick against Liverpool last week knows he’s capable of scoring on 15 year-old girls. Fucking Mignolet.

The herpes of Deadspin returns with another stroke of genius...+1

I noticed that too, but thought it might have to do with notes, or ideas he had stored on his phone in case he became flustered. I’ve never, nor will ever be on The Late Show, but I assume its nerve-raking as hell.