(Jon Lester punches mirror)

Also, if dining alone is acceptable... 1 table, 1 meal, 1/2hr-45min of your time. What difference does it make if there’s one or 2 bodies at the table?

“Some of those school shootings were only suicides!” said the worst person who ever lived.

The best liftie line I ever heard was “Crawl out of the way like a wounded marine!”

His videos were an après staple at our ski house growing up, and still are to this day as I’ve introduced my daughters to them. I hope they continue to put out a new film each year but his touches I’m sure will be missed.

absolutely!

Oh I’m not arguing against the whole nepotism in coaching thing, that’s undoubtedly true. Not anything to get too worked up about in my opinion, but it certainly exists.

i love that the guy who says that “truth—objective, empirical, evidence-based truth” is being attacked, is also the same person who doesn’t believe in global warming.

Super Bowl kickoff times ranked

The grand scheme of whose things? You? I guess. The rabbit’s? In the rabbit’s grand scheme of things, this dude is a fucking hero.

People are always amazed at how high my pain tolerance is (when it’s not related to a migraine). I think it just confuses them when I tell them I have migraines and the pain of whatever injury is nothing compared to what I deal with on a regular basis.

And the second, an apt desciption of our country’s political future.

If Canada’s America’s Hat and Florida is America’s Penis, then Minnesota is America’s Eccentric Cat Lady Aunt.

With the caption “nice defense bro”

You see “God” somewhere up there?

What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?

It is impossible to prevent guacamole from browning (even with lime juice), but you can reduce it. It is caused by contact with the air so when I store guac I put a layer of plastic wrap directly on the guacamole, not just across the top of the vessel it is in. You want no contact with the air. Then you mix the…

Like Iraq, Lubbock is also filled with religious assholes with too many guns and short tempers.

Have a star, you funny bastard.