Believe me, I didn’t think so either.  But every day Trump seems to surprise me with a new answer to my question of “What’s the worst thing he could do?”

This metric will need decades to verify.

Hey...uuuhh...Riley...we don’t really want to talk to you during the other 32 either.

For the muslim population in France.  Not kidding.  

They also hate children in Carmel.  I’ve never felt so unwelcome with my kids.

Great story. I grew up in SD during the prime TG years. I still have a poster, framed rookie card, TG19 hat and socks. I live on the east coast now and it’s hard to explain to others how special he was to a generation of kids in SD.

They’re everywhere...

The United States of America

Notable absences:

Ashley getting no respect...

Dick and Ball’s. My Daughter and Granddaughter’s follow Basketball. Totally inappropriate Headline. I would Love to shove your Original Copy DOWN your, insensitive throat. You are a complete, and Total Jerk. I can be reached at [phone number redacted], if you feel Manly. Clearly, you have No Idea of how to conduct…

Useless vetoes...

Clean plastic PB jars have a ton of uses because they are kind of medium sized and can be waterproof:

Ok ok ok,  enough about the Lakers.

Lifelong Padres fan here (I’m 43 years old).   There is a soft spot in my heart for Bochy forever. Glad he was the one who was able to make the call to retire.  All class.

You must have sons?  Watch out for cheerleader parents and the weirdly passive aggressive band parents.

While I agree that St. Archer is good beer, they ‘broke out’ to the tune of 70+ Million bucks a couple years ago.

This would make sense if your ‘bookends’ were actually books.  But you wouldn’t pick up the bookend if someone said “Hey, will you hand me the first book on the shelf?”  I think the term ‘weekend’ is more like ‘this is the time the week ends’.   

“Deadspin isn’t selling my comment as content to advertisers”

There’s no need to emulate Denny from Dundalk and embarrass yourself during the anthem.