Fan. Tastic.

I watched them when they came to KC to play the Comets!

I was among those hundreds. Even as a kid I recognized how bad the soccer was.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Let he who has not given a ridiculous presentation at a meeting in an effort to justify his job’s existence cast the first stone.

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

They started from the fact that there were too many students in America who did not have equal access to education.

Seriously Da Fuq?

I saw the size advantage of the red team and thought they were going to destroy the white team but the white team was a really cohesive unit. Not to mention, they never dropped a ball, everyone of them just snatched the balls with no issue.

I’m just glad to see that Moskovitz isn’t on this list, or something at least prevented her (dignity?) from publicly admitting it.

They’ve really surpassed us today, in everything.

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

Or do they think it will give the chickens autism?

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Plus they have to actually WATCH cycling!

She lost. You’re on your own now. That means the daily, stupid shit that he gets in ends with him and not in a game of what-aboutsies with Hilary Clinton.

also works for:

“[weeps].”

Also, moscow mules are the worst mule drinks anyway. If you want to mix booze with ginger beer, why not use something with some flavour.