I read that whole thing with a lisp for absolutely no reason at all. All those 7s just mess with my head.

EMCC are not acting like a bunch of Einsteins.

I don’t think you’re reading that quite right. The graph shows two types of errors on the ump’s part.

#57 is killing it.

If he’d wanted a Pepsi, he’d be in the looney bin right now

My college roommate became a tattoo artist. They had a tradition at the shop he apprenticed at that every artist had to have one tattoo that they’d give away for free to anyone who asked, but the catch was they were so stupid no one would actually ask for them. His was a flaming bologna sandwich riding a motorcycle. I…

[takes Steve Smith out of fantasy football lineup]

Disagree.

DO NOT PLAY SPADES.

“Guy who did nothing wrong... Apologizes profusely... (and didn’t even score)“

A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

Evaluation of the consequences is an exercise left up to the reader.

Good, clean punctuation fun.

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

+1 or -1 star.

Those pants say she didn’t go to school for journalism.

“Now you know how we feel, fatass.”

I love that we turned the guy in the 90 jersey that helps the security guard who was getting choked into a local hero. Probably got season tickets for life. My favorite NFL video from last year.

If this water is proof of anything, it’s that it promotes poor decision making in high stress situations.