Exactly.

Tell me more about this Pedalike product.

It becomes even sadder when you have 1 glass of wine and wake up feeling like you clearly have been drinking.

Pro tip 2: Don’t get old. Those mildly annoying hangovers at 23 become a death sentence at 33.

Read that as “Carmax” initially and was very confused.

Plus he had that shitty restaurant that that one guy wouldn’t shut the hell up about.

When asked specifically about the color of Boise State’s home turf, Briles was similarly emphatic:

Just 1. DaveMagary@deadspin.com

An impulsive display of passion often results in reckless or irresponsible behavior.

First they came for my foam floaty lounge chair, and I did nothing. Next, they came for my weak-ass slide, and still, nothing. Finally, they came for my toddler-piss water and I beat the shit out of my own kid.

Sometimes when you’re alone, and you’re wondering if you’re doing enough for your kids to survive the world, and you’re thinking of all the things you tried to do, or all the things you should have done, do you consider the importance of any trophies? Neither do I.

Fine, I get it. You win, Burneko. You have two boys, so you can write something perfect like this. I have two girls and I’m reading reviews on Amazon for leotards.

No one has ever accomplished anything more worth having than the moments little kids steal away from the big grown-up world, together; when they wall out all of our sad hypocrisies and fucked-up values and grotesque striving, illuminate a little world for each other, and fill it with their easy goodwill and eagerness…

I asked my fiance this and she responded

Tall Ball Paul in Small Gaul Brawl

“I’m gonna fuckin kill you” is actually in the fine print of every Nike sweatshop contract.

Whose disgusting NBA crotch is this?

All good in the hood guys. Thanks for the messages.

That wasn’t the dog - that was Mick Mars.