Care to defend Nickleback while you’re at it?

You leave Motley Crue out of this! Those first 2 records are the high water mark of early 80s American music, and if you disagree we are fighting.

nothing in American culture is better public relations than making a too-big deal of flimsy, possibly spurious Irish heritage

“I don’t know what it is, but the beginning of Patriots training camp just rubs me raw.”

What company logo has been tattooed on the most people? My vote is the Nike swoosh.

Plus, Marchman would probably misidentify him as Stevie Wonder.

I start out telling them about how when I was in high school, I saw MJD and Marcedes Lewis play against each other at the Los Angeles California Angels of Anaheim of Disneyland Stadium for the CIF championship.

The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”

So all of a sudden Alberta isn’t Canadian!?

Dundalk or Glen Burnie. Always Dundalk or Glen Burnie.

What’s a ‘dorter’?

Mike is going to have a hard time explaining that shiner to all of his clients when he shows up to tune their air conditioners.

Watched whole video.

We used training wheels for my first daughter and got a balance bike for my second daughter. Youngest made the transition to pedal bike much faster and with far fewer crashes than her sister. After my experience, I’d recommend a balance bike for kids (maybe they have adult versions too?), plus they can start on them…

The new thing is teaching kids to ride with balance bikes, not training wheels. No pedals—the kid just gets used to pushing off and gliding. It makes sense, I think. The balance was the first thing I started to grasp, and once you’ve got that, it’s easy as hell to figure out the pedaling.

DONT TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS. IT NEEDS TO BE UNCROWDED FOREVER.

He didn’t want the DVD player. She wanted the DVD player. So they compromised and got the DVD player.

I just don’t understand all this. Why would this woman call Johnson a Polack?

Buddy is how I would yell at bratty little shits when I ran summer camps in high school. As in, “stop throwing your shoes buddy” or “hey buddy, I need you to come down from the tree.”