Unfortunately we probably will never know the answer, given how uncomfortable Bill Simmons has historically been in making things about himself.

They both also have a similar grasp of the English language.

Good point. The Twins will probably have to all hit each other with a pitch during batting practice.

Will...context is EVERYTHING with beer. Pacifico stinks...if you are in a cold dark basement bar in New England (in which case sure, have a “Pay the Ferryman”). But Pacifico is the clear winner, arguably even better than Negro Modelo (and definitely “Pay the Ferryman”), when you are on an empty, gorgeous Mexican beach…

I love Pacifico. There. I said it. Get at me.

When asked for comment, Mayweather said he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about — he’s completely comfortable fighting someone who can’t punch back.

The rare triple-screen to set up the 3-point shot...

Man, Crossfit is the worst.

“video store to pick up a nightcap”

Sausage Egg McMuffins. I’d have a drive-thru built into my hallway closet, so I could just open the door and be handed a white bag with 2 sandwiches every morning as I made my way from bedroom to kitchen.

As far as I’m concerned, the entire Kinja commentariat is typing one handed at all times.

you do realize it doesn't take that long...we are just avoiding doing all sorts of other tasks...smart phones/tablets have only made this 10x worse.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

Why did 5 people have to split the 300 mile drive from Montreal to Boston into 5 legs?

Because the alternative, you know, walking up the stands to grab a beer or a hot dog, was not an option. No. He had to make a scene, much like people who announce they are unfriending/unliking a person/group on Facebook just before they do it...or anyone else who acts like a 13-year-old seeking attention.

But this is…

Someone else this guy didn’t respect: the fan sitting directly behind him.

1. Being hit by a car

Oh great, NOW where am I supposed to put my wife at night