Oregon is Washington's Mexico.

Well, that's alllllll folks...

So that's what it looks like when you stick your neck out there

"Bracket's busted. Goshdarned Mississippi."

Really. I never understand the greatness of something that takes five times as long to get through.

Yeah, I'm sure some people work in places where wearing headphones is discouraged, which must be a real pain. Or even if there's a lot of ambient noise.

Plus, reading something at work is a lot easier than listening to something at work, for most of us.

Can't wait for Drew to break future haters guides into three parts and also drop a preview podcast for good measure.

A podcast?!? You fucking kidding? I got to monitor all these games, try and get work done and you want me to listen to a podcast? No chance......somebody tell me what he said about Michigan State.

How am I supposed to read your words while I'm on the can now?

I seriously hate the new media idea of having tons of podcasts and videos instead of just writing it out. Just seems weird to alienate so much of your audience at any given time.

Ugh. Podcasts. I have no clue what kind of person has an hour each day to listen to this stuff.

There seems to be a lot of angry readers here Drew who can NOT listen to a fuckin' podcast while we faux work. However, when I'm looking at the computer with a furrowed brow while I'm also twirling a pen in my hand - it APPEARS that I'm working. I thought you and your dipshit colleagues knew this ... fuck your…

Ira Glass doing "The Hater's Guide to the Field of 68" as a TAL episode...oh god, you've just ruined my day because now I wish that was a thing. I'm shit-talking Duke in my head in Ira's voice.

The transformation of Drew into Media Mogul Who's Too Good to Write a Column Anymore Drew "Bill Simmons" Magary has begun.

Seriously. I'm stuck at work at can't listen to an hour long podcast. Write it down ya lazy fucks. Also, you have a girly voice.

GODAMMIT! No! Just, no.

Ah, the Bill Simmons strategy. "Eh, I don't really feel like writing about sports today. Here's a podcast."

Man, such a shame that I won't know what you hate about each team this year.