"Mrs. O'Leary is the best owner in America. I felt no offense to the milking. We are both fiery people and that's why I chose Chicago"

3.b.) broken glass from beer bottles everywhere

That black llama juking that dude out of his shoes could be on an And1 Mixtape

I was not totally impressed with The Fall Line.

Good point. Those drivers should probably turn off their headlights too, just to be safe.

"who the fuck is Eric lindross?"

Last night, before dozens of fans wearing Rams gear...

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

Most dangerous places in the world, ranked:

Drew, we all know Lil Sebastian is #1. He's like 10,000 Candles in the Wind!

Here's what they need, Youtube certified Kid friendly Minecraft channels.

leslie you forgot Tony Hawk, aka The Birdman

Muriel, you fucking idiot! It's two girls and one cup!

Mountain Dew: Recommended by 0 out of 5 dentists.

This is a pretty good marketing ploy for Dentition 2: Fall of Incisors.

We don't know if there are injury risks in wearing maximalist shoes

Dave.

The only thing Zirn nailed was the recasting of his original article to fit with his new narrative.

(mouse hovers curiously, yet fearfully over the hornblasters.com link)

Hornblasters.com? Not what I expected.